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My weird school

Author:
Gutman, Dan
 
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Book cover for "Miss Daisy is crazy!".
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1.
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4.7 stars
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Miss Daisy's unusual teaching methods surprise her second grade students, especially reluctant learner A.J.
Book cover for "Mr. Klutz is nuts!".
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2.
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3 stars
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Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole. He kissed a pig on the lips and painted his bald head orange. And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus!
Book cover for "Mrs. Roopy is loopy!".
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3.
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5 stars
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Could Mrs. Roopy, the new librarian, be A.J.'s craziest teacher yet? When the class shows up they find her dressed first as George Washington and then Little Miss Muffet. And Mrs. Roopy won't even admit that it's her! Can A.J. and his class help their very troubled librarian before she does something really crazy?
Book cover for "Ms. Hannah is bananas!".
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Series Volume:
4.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!
Book cover for "Miss Small is off the wall!".
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5.
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5 stars
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Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball?
Book cover for "Mr. Hynde is out of his mind!".
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Series Volume:
6.
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4.6 stars
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Music class is awesome. The teacher, Mr. Hynde, raps, break-dances, and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. But he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
Book cover for "Mrs. Cooney is loony!".
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Series Volume:
7.
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3.5 stars
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Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, is a knockout -- and A.J. has a crush on her. But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as an international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for the good old USA?
Book cover for "Ms. LaGrange is strange!".
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Series Volume:
8.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France. She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant. Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world.
Book cover for "Miss Lazar is bizarre!".
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Series Volume:
9.
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4.5 stars
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Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down in the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the history of the world!
Book cover for "Mr. Docker is off his rocker!".
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Series Volume:
10.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invented a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
Book cover for "Mrs. Kormel is not normal!".
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Series Volume:
11.
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First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!
Book cover for "Ms. Todd is odd!".
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Series Volume:
12.
Average Rating:
2 stars
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Ms. Todd is subbing and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
Book cover for "Mrs. Patty is batty!".
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13.
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Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?
Book cover for "Miss Holly is too jolly!".
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Series Volume:
14.
Average Rating:
4 stars
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Something weird is going on! Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere! That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh! Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far!
Book cover for "Mr. Macky is wacky!".
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15.
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It's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?
Book cover for "Ms. Coco is loco!".
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Series Volume:
16.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy. She cries when she sees a sunset. She thinks boys should have feelings. She talks in rhyme. All the time. Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?
Book cover for "Miss Suki is kooky!".
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Series Volume:
17.
Average Rating:
3 stars
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Miss Suki is a famous children's book author -- and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes!
Book cover for "Mrs. Yonkers is bonkers!".
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18.
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Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?
Book cover for "Dr. Carbles is losing his marbles!".
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Series Volume:
19.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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It's Thanksgiving! A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But he's not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz! Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principal's job?
Book cover for "Mr. Louie is screwy!".
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Series Volume:
20.
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It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!
Book cover for "Ms. Krup cracks me up!".
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Series Volume:
21.
Average Rating:
5 stars
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A school trip to the natural history museum goes awry when the curator, Ms. Krup, loses her giant cockroach and A.J. and his friends decide to explore the museum in the middle of the night.